Wednesday, 31 July 2013

Pig dullness

Brighton Argus: Pig has hayfever

I'd suggest lightly fried in rashers and served with eggs as a cure.

Tuesday, 30 July 2013

Monday, 29 July 2013

Sunday, 28 July 2013

Monday, 22 July 2013

Thursday, 18 July 2013

Exploding chutney weirdness

Henley Standard: Exploding chutney jar destroys kitchen

No, I don't know why she's looking so chuffed either.

And there's a follow-up:


Henley Standard: Chef denies his chutney caused explosion

...with a recipe for said chutney, if you're a budding terrorist

Spotter's Badge: Andrew, Naz, Marcus

Tuesday, 9 July 2013

Bike fall dullness

Eastern Daily Press: Man falls off bike

"It is not yet known what caused the fall" --- I'd hazard a guess at one of Newton's Laws

Spotter's Badge: Peter

Monday, 8 July 2013

Stuck boy dullness

Wakefield Express: Boy stuck in gate

Never mind that - WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS COMIC SANS OUTRAGE?

Friday, 5 July 2013

Tuesday, 2 July 2013

Andy Murray dullness

Northants Telegraph: Man makes thing for Andy Murray

The look on his face says "Have I made some sort of dreadful mistake here?"

And the killer quote: Mr Smith said he was not a particular Andy Murray supporter, but added: "I do like watching it now and again."

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Monday, 1 July 2013

Dull celebrity spot

Swindon Advertiser: Robbie Williams spotted

"He was spotted sitting on a wall outside the library. He later bought a drink in Costa Coffee"