Friday, 27 September 2013

Duck quiche dullness

Bromley News Shopper: Duck found in a quiche

And the News Shopper strikes again. Where would this site be without them?

Spotter's Badge: Christina, Neil

Thursday, 26 September 2013

Frying pan dullness

Surbiton Guardian: Minor damage, no injuries in frying pan fire

A story given the whole stock photo and Google Maps treatment

Spotter's Badge: Michael

Sunday, 22 September 2013

Saturday, 21 September 2013

Thursday, 19 September 2013

Friday, 13 September 2013

Tuesday, 10 September 2013

Something happens near a celebrity dullness

Bormley News Shopper: Car crash near footballer Jermain Defoe

And by "near", they mean outside the shopping centre, and on the other side of the car park. Jermain Defoe survived this ordeal.

Spotter's Badge: Neil

Monday, 9 September 2013

Bathroom window dullness

Portsmouth News: Woman asks permission to open bathroom window

Lighting a candle for her. One of those poncy strawberry flavoured bath ones.
 
Spotter's Badge: Kenn

Sunday, 8 September 2013

Old socks dullness

Gloucester Citizen: Man has very old socks

BREAKING: "I had to darn them recently"

Spotter's Badge: Felicity

Friday, 6 September 2013

Crime of the year dullness

Beds on Sunday: Man wanted for pool cue theft

It's always the small stuff. Pool cues lead to snooker cues, and before you know it, he'll be snorting billiards tables

Spotter's Badge: Orangeaurochs

Wednesday, 4 September 2013