tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8828799084349819745.post4321137754911615173..comments2023-10-10T10:42:42.101+01:00Comments on Dull News in Local Newspapers: Woman gets stuck in dog poo weirdnessAlistair Colemanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11380404154114925293noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8828799084349819745.post-30332746732009354572013-08-03T23:37:50.662+01:002013-08-03T23:37:50.662+01:00The woman had been trying to retrieve a child’s ha...<i>The woman had been trying to retrieve a child’s hat from deep within the box</i><br /><br />Yeah, because that kid's definitely going to want to wear the hat again afterwards.<br />"Put it on"<br />"Don't want to"<br />"Stop being silly, you'll get cold otherwise"<br />"No"<br />"It's perfectly fine, I've washed it"<br />"No"<br />"JUST WEAR THE SHITTY HAT"Drivelcastnoreply@blogger.com