Wednesday, 29 October 2014

Bus shelter dullness

Shropshire Star: (Actual headline) Village near Oswestry celebrates new bus shelter

Look at them. Celebrating. Par-tay.

Feel sorry for the people of Helston, who are still waiting to hold their bus shelter disco

Spotter's Badge: Count Otto Black

Tuesday, 28 October 2014

Lost ball dullness

Brighton Argus: Bag of footballs found

We're presuming not the chocolate type. But you can't be too sure these days.

Spotter's Badge: Mike

Monday, 27 October 2014

Shaken/stirred dullness

Coventry Telegraph: Roger Moore eats food

Which is handy, because he'd starve otherwise

Meanwhile, in the Worcester News, Drew Barrymore finds that she is thirsty.

Spotter's Badge: Rob, Nick

Sunday, 26 October 2014

Big egg dullness

Heidelberg Leader: Chicken lays egg

Although, one must admit that it probably hurt a bit coming out

Spotter's Badge: Dr Professor Sir Awesome Awesome

Saturday, 25 October 2014

Thursday, 23 October 2014

Tuesday, 21 October 2014

Allotment price rise OUTRAGE

Basingstoke Gazette: Allotment prices might have to go up by a pound a year

I've started a hashtag: #PrayForOvertonAllotmentHolders. I hope you'll join me in this important campaign.

Name change dullness

Watford Observer: Company changes name

Ah, the brutalist concrete paradise of Watford.

Spotter's Badge: TRT

Monday, 20 October 2014

Trapped foot dullness

Matlock Mercury: Man gets his foot stuck

Alas, the emergency services could do nothing, and he's still there.

Spotter's Badge: Rachel

Spelling mistake dullness

North Wales Daily Post: Spelling error on road sign

But the Welsh is perfect, one presumes.

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