Thursday, 28 May 2015

Accountancy dullness

Northampton Chronicle: Man retires

But give him his due, 38 years in accountancy deserves some sort of medal

Spotter's Badge: Mike

Wednesday, 27 May 2015

Sandwich dullness

Bexley News Shopper: South London sandwich shortage bites HARD

Give it a couple of days, and we'll see raw, naked savagery on the streets of Charlton.

Spotter's Badge: Neil

Tuesday, 26 May 2015

AAAAARGH We've run out of bubbly dullness

Warrington Guardian: Shop in Lymm runs out of prosecco

The first of a million "Shop in [INSERT PLACE NAME HERE] runs out of prosecco" stories, and we will run no more. Unless there are riots, obviously.

Spotter's Badge: Jill

Royal baby dullness

Yeovil Express: Dull argument over whether there should have been a flag over Chard Town Hall to mark the birth of a royal baby

I actually fell asleep typing that. The answer, of course, it "Who gives a shit?"

Saturday, 23 May 2015

Giant Twiglet dullness

Exeter Express and Echo: Serious shit happens in Exeter

I'd stay off the streets until the Guinness Book of Records people have been

Spotter's Badge: Mike

Friday, 22 May 2015

Town of the year dullness

Reading Post: Reading wins Thames Valley Town of the Year award

What's Slough got to do to catch a break?

"Town of the Year is presented to the management team of the town which is judged to have enhanced its town's brand, by implementing the most successful town-centre strategy."

WAKE UP IT'S OVER.

Thursday, 21 May 2015

Girl gets job dullness

Bromley News Shopper: Ronseal

Well done. Perfect dull news. But well done.

Spotter's Badge: Neil

Tuesday, 19 May 2015

Monday, 18 May 2015

Doughnut dullness

Carmarthen Journal: Baker to stock doughnuts

Thus finally catching up with bakers all over the world.

Spotter's Badge: Nick

Saturday, 16 May 2015

Tent dullness

Greenwich News Shopper: Tent blows onto railway line

"The tent may have looked like this one" --- Top work, News Shopper. Take the rest of the day off.

Spotter's Badge: Neil

Friday, 15 May 2015