Sunday, 29 May 2016

Johnny Depp Norwich Bathtub rumours dullness

Eastern Daily Press: Did Johnny Depp really buy a bath tub in Norwich as year ago?

Let the man explain himself:

"We disposed of the thing and everything’s fine" 

He really could be history's greatest monster.

Spotter's Badge: Norbet

Roundabout Dullness

Having trouble getting to sleep at night? This blow-by-blow account of minor roadworks in Wagga Wagga will help you get a full eight hours. (Source: Daily Advertiser)

Spotter's Badge: Jacquie

Saturday, 28 May 2016

Goggles dullness

Oxford Mail: Man to sell some comics so he can buy goggles to help fly his drone

I'm planning on taking a crap in about ten minutes, but I haven't felt the urge to go to the papers (I just put it on this award-worthy website)

Spotter's Badge: Richard

Friday, 27 May 2016

Wednesday, 25 May 2016

Hole in the ground dullness

Maidenhead Advertiser: Hole appears outside pub

10,000 points to the sub who got "Police are looking into it" into the story.

Spotter's Badge: Rob A

Monday, 23 May 2016

Duck dullness

One MK: Duck invasion reaches Tesco supermarket near  Milton Keynes

In the words of Danny Dyer: "Look at them, the arrogant little shitters"

Spotter's Badge: Adam

 Mid Devon Gazette: Ducks cross road

That's it. Ducks cross road.

Spotter's Badge: Kieran

Sunday, 22 May 2016

Traffic gridlock dullness

Eastern Daily Press: Tractor breaks down in Norfolk

You would have thought that a Norfolk-based newspaper would have had a few pictures of tractors lying around. Nope.

Spotter's Badge: Steven

Saturday, 21 May 2016

Even Elton John needs a wee dullness

Bexley News Shopper: Elton takes a wee in local pub

Nobody saw his Candle* in the wind.

* Penis

Spotter's Badge: Neil

Pig on the loose dullness

Bradford Telegraph and Argus: Pig on the loose in Fagley

Contains the immortal eye-witness account: "Seen the pig on Fagley Road other day lol"

Spotter's Badge: Sarah

Friday, 20 May 2016

Missing tortoise dullness

Gloucestershire Echo: Have you seen this tortoise?

Police confirm that the search area has been widened to a massive 50 metres

Spotter's Badge: Mike

Thursday, 19 May 2016