Sunday, 4 October 2015

No pizza dullness

Maidenhead Advertiser: Domino's Pizza not coming to Cookham

Other chains not coming to Cookham: Harrod's, Selfridge's, Spearmint Rhino.

Spotter's Badge: Rob A

Thursday, 1 October 2015

Empty phone box near Basingstoke dullness

Basingstoke Gazette: Overton Parish Council have no idea what to do with empty phone box

IDEA: Fill it with rabid bats, and film people who are not in on the joke getting attacked by the rabid bats when they go to use the phone, send the results in to You've Been Framed. Hey Presto - £250!

Shoplifting dullness

Bournemouth Echo: Police seek woman who stole duck from charity shop

Stealing ducks from charity shops is just a gateway drug. Before you know it, she's starting a gloabl banking crisis and then we'll all be sorry.

Wednesday, 30 September 2015

Hospital bus shelter dullness

Colchester Gazette: Bus shelter installed at Colchester General Hospital

Don't get your hopes up - it's for private patients only. NHS waits in the rain.

Spotter's Badge: Alice

Wedding selfie dullness

Lancashire Telegraph: Couple take a selfie during their wedding

We hope you are going somewhere near the coast for your honeymoon. So you can GET IN THE SEA.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Tuesday, 29 September 2015

Dead shark dullness

Kent Online: Dead shark found on Sheerness beach

Is it behind that crowd of schoolgirls?


Spotter's Badge: Neil

Yellow bird dullness

Bexley News Shopper: Man takes photo of yellow bird, can now die happy

In the words of Oscar Wilde:

A yellow bird
With a yellow bill
Landed on
My windowsill.
So I lured it in
With a piece of glass
And then I kicked it
In the arse. 

Spotter's Badge: Neil

Monday, 28 September 2015

Sunday, 27 September 2015

Saturday, 26 September 2015

Golden Arches dullness

Hartlepool Mail: Nothing taken in McDonald's break-in

But we'll have to wait for a full audit on the ketchup sachets until we can be 100% certain.

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

Friday, 25 September 2015