Monday, 28 July 2014

Ghostly question to which the answer is NO

Coventry Telegraph: Is this a picture of a ghost in a hospital?

NO

(But it stands to reason, if ghosts haunt the place where they died, whay aren't hosptials teeming with the spectral buggers?)

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Saturday, 26 July 2014

Swan Upping dullness

Get Surrey: Swans don't turn up for Swan Upping

I expecting Swan Upping turned into - oh-ho! - Swan DOWNING!!!

Spotter's Badge: Christina

Friday, 25 July 2014

Supermarket dullness

Winsford Guardian: Morrisons removes £1 trolley locks

Stone and Eccleshall Gazette: Morrisons removes £1 trolley locks

Lutterworth Mail: Morrisons removes £1 trolley locks

Bucks Herald: Morrisons removes £1 trolley locks

Bracknell Forest Standard: Morrisons removes £1 trolley locks

Grimsby Telegraph: Morrisons removes £1 trolley locks

Berwick Advertiser: Morrisons removes £1 trolley locks

Milton Keynes News: Morrisons removes £1 trolley locks

Exeter Express and Echo: Morrisons removes £1 trolley locks

Northampton Chronicle: Morrisons removes £1 trolley locks

...and a million other astonishingly similar stories.

Dancing on the streets of [Insert town here] as the local bag lady now has something to carry her priceless collection of empty tin cans

Spielberg desperate local angle

Bromley News Shopper: Film to be made based on book illustrated by Sidcup-born artist

Got that? Good.

Spotter's Badge: Neil


Friday, 18 July 2014