Tuesday, 25 September 2012
Missing celebrity cat's nephew dullness
Reading Post: Missing cat comes back
The story is not hugely dull in itself, but we include it on these pages for what is the most tenuous celebrity link we have ever seen in a news story, ever:
"The Bengal cat, whose uncle is owned by former Arsenal footballer Thierry Henry..."
Let us make that perfectly clear. It is not Thierry Henry's nephew's cat. It is Thierry Henry's cat's nephew. In the words of David Coleman (no relation): "Quite extraordinary".