Celebrating nothing at all happening in your home town
dinn: Holy moley! Student beats 100,000 to 1 odds to catch albino mole - 3 Apr 2013 http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mythical-white-mole-captured-student-1798655 It's a myth say Mythter Men at the DfE.
There's a rival to the British Traditional Molecatchers Register The Association of Professional Mole Catchers Expect Turf Wars
Diary of Albino Mole, Aged 13½ months Monday 22nd: I loves digging. Ow! Caught. I'm stuffed.