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Dull News in Local Newspapers
Celebrating nothing at all happening in your home town
Friday, 16 September 2016
Thursday, 18 August 2016
Tuesday, 16 August 2016
Badly parked car dullness
OneMK: Car is parked badly in Bletchley
That is the entire story. I am led to believe it is one of a series.
Spotter's Badge: Neil
That is the entire story. I am led to believe it is one of a series.
Spotter's Badge: Neil
Friday, 12 August 2016
Ever prog rockers have to do non-prog rock things dullness
Boston Standard: Blow-by-blow account as Rick Wakeman goes to the Post Office
Probably picking up a mail order cape or something, I dunno.
Spotter's Badge: Stephen
Probably picking up a mail order cape or something, I dunno.
Spotter's Badge: Stephen
Tuesday, 9 August 2016
Job vacancy dullness
East Anglia Daily Times: Job going at garage, apply now!
Have a vacancy in Norfolk or Suffolk? Get in touch with the local paper for a full page feature.
Spotter's Badge: Neil
Have a vacancy in Norfolk or Suffolk? Get in touch with the local paper for a full page feature.
Spotter's Badge: Neil
Monday, 8 August 2016
Sunday, 7 August 2016
Celebrity dullness
Westmorland Gazette: Tony Robinson spotted walking past cafe
I'm sure he's got a cunning plan
Spotter's Badge: Karen
I'm sure he's got a cunning plan
Spotter's Badge: Karen
Saturday, 6 August 2016
Closed McDonald's dullness
Folkestone Herald: Spare a thought for the poor starving citizens of Folkestone after local branch of McDonald's doesn't open for breakfast
Tell me there's a Gregg's nearby. There's got to be a Gregg's to feed these poor bastards.
Spotter's Badge: Amanda
Tell me there's a Gregg's nearby. There's got to be a Gregg's to feed these poor bastards.
Spotter's Badge: Amanda
Friday, 5 August 2016
Mystery damp patch dullness
Maidenhead Advertiser: Damp patch on village green fenced off
Better safe that sorry. Ghost shark, and all that.
Spotter's Badge: Suzi
Better safe that sorry. Ghost shark, and all that.
Spotter's Badge: Suzi
Thursday, 4 August 2016
'I'm not really a welder you know' dullness
Chosun Ilbo (South Korea): Buy these swimming goggles
No wonder Kim Jong-un wants to start a war
Spotter's Badge: Theodore Wirth
No wonder Kim Jong-un wants to start a war
Spotter's Badge: Theodore Wirth
Wednesday, 3 August 2016
Bouncing bomb tribute dullness
Chorley Guardian: Local council nerks can't spell Barnes Wallis
FACT: His son Barnes Wallis Jr was my maths teacher. He was a 'character'.
FACT: His son Barnes Wallis Jr was my maths teacher. He was a 'character'.
Tuesday, 2 August 2016
Cash machine dullness
Falmouth Packet: New cash machine for Penryn town centre
I'm down there next week, I'll check it out*
And yes, the entire town centre is built at an angle.
*No I won't
I'm down there next week, I'll check it out*
And yes, the entire town centre is built at an angle.
*No I won't
Monday, 1 August 2016
Deep hole dullness
Burton Mail: Is this the deepest pothole in Burton?
It's street rabbits, those double-hard bastards.
Spotter's Badge: Helen
It's street rabbits, those double-hard bastards.
Spotter's Badge: Helen
Sunday, 31 July 2016
Henley-on-Thames dull double bill
Henley Standard: Whitchurch allotments get new iron gates
And if that wasn't enough excitement...
Henley Standard: Henley Library gets new phone number
It's 0898 555-BOOKS
And if that wasn't enough excitement...
Henley Standard: Henley Library gets new phone number
It's 0898 555-BOOKS
Saturday, 30 July 2016
Charity shop dullness
Rugby Advertiser: Now is a good time to buy books, says charity shop which has many books
FACT: All charity shops must, by law, stock The Da Vinci Code, the 50 Shades trilogy (parts 2 and 3 unread) and an All Saints CD. Inspectors are at large.
Spotter's Badge: Rob R
FACT: All charity shops must, by law, stock The Da Vinci Code, the 50 Shades trilogy (parts 2 and 3 unread) and an All Saints CD. Inspectors are at large.
Spotter's Badge: Rob R
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