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Spotter's Badge: Paul
Friday 30 November 2012
Thursday 29 November 2012
Wednesday 28 November 2012
Large puddle just outside the Basingstoke Gazette editorial offices dullness
Basingstoke Gazette: Large puddle outside Basingstoke Gazette offices
Followed up with the stunning...
Basingstoke Gazette: Large puddle still outside Basingstoke Gazette offices
Send food, money to these poor devils.
Update! I am told that the editor was on the Anne Diamond show on BBC Berkshire this morning, talking about the Great Puddle of Basingstoke. Mind. Boggles.
Tuesday 27 November 2012
Monday 26 November 2012
Sunday 25 November 2012
Wall planning dullness
Newbury Today: Walls made slightly lower
All kicking off in Newbury, as usual
Spotter's Badge: Andrew
All kicking off in Newbury, as usual
Spotter's Badge: Andrew
Saturday 24 November 2012
Apostrophe dullness
This is South Wales: Actual headline - '
And the apostrophe was the highlight, I can tell you for nothing.
Spotter's Badge: Paul
Friday 23 November 2012
Salt bin dullness
Watford Observer: School buys salt bin
Also, a bucket of pepper for people who like that kind of thing
Spotter's Badge: TRT
Also, a bucket of pepper for people who like that kind of thing
Spotter's Badge: TRT
Thursday 22 November 2012
Wednesday 21 November 2012
Tuesday 20 November 2012
Monday 19 November 2012
Minor traffic delays dullness
Mansfield Chad: Minor road delays after cyclist's accident
And no idea what happened to the poor bike rider
Spotter's Badge: Simon
And no idea what happened to the poor bike rider
Spotter's Badge: Simon
Sunday 18 November 2012
Saturday 17 November 2012
Estate agency press release disguised as news dullness
Morley Observer: Jolly nice, if slightly boxy, house for sale
PRESS RELEASE DISGUISED AS NEWS KLAXON
PRESS RELEASE DISGUISED AS NEWS KLAXON
Friday 16 November 2012
Power cut dullness
Coventry Telegraph: Power cuts hit small area of Coventry
Man, it's like 1973 all over again.
Spotter's Badge: Rob
Man, it's like 1973 all over again.
Spotter's Badge: Rob
Thursday 15 November 2012
Pound store dullness
Bridgwater Mercury: Poundland to open in small provincial town
With mystery celebrity guest. Just as soon as they've built it. In fact, just as soon as they've found the site, applied for planning permission...
With mystery celebrity guest. Just as soon as they've built it. In fact, just as soon as they've found the site, applied for planning permission...
Wednesday 14 November 2012
Drunken student weirdness
Plymouth Herald: Student goes on brown sauce rampage
Now, if it had been ketchup, I might have understood it...
Now, if it had been ketchup, I might have understood it...
Tuesday 13 November 2012
Lost cat weirdness
Welwyn and Hatfield Times: Woman pays alleged pet psychic £60 per hour to find lost cat
"I am not mad," she says.
Beg to differ
Monday 12 November 2012
Sunday 11 November 2012
Saturday 10 November 2012
Friday 9 November 2012
Thursday 8 November 2012
Staff sickness dullness
South Wales Evening Post: Sickness levels at Abertawe Bro Morgannwg University Health Board rise by 0.04%
Spotter's Badge: Gwyddno
Wednesday 7 November 2012
Bond is back dullness
"I'll show you a hole-in-one, Moneypenny"
Spotter's Badge: Louise
Tuesday 6 November 2012
Kitchen Fire dullness
Dorset Echo: "The oven gloves were completely destroyed"
Surely the finest words ever in the history of local journalism
Surely the finest words ever in the history of local journalism
Monday 5 November 2012
Sunday 4 November 2012
Saturday 3 November 2012
Don't even know what's going on here dullness
South Wales Evening Post: Police investigate incident
...but nobody has any idea what the incident was, or even if it happened at all. So, that's alright then
Spotter's Badge: Plaid Gwyddno
...but nobody has any idea what the incident was, or even if it happened at all. So, that's alright then
Spotter's Badge: Plaid Gwyddno
Friday 2 November 2012
Owl attack weirdness
Morecambe Visitor: Silly string attack on boy carrying owl
Plod: I don’t think there’s a criminal offence of assaulting an owl with silly string
Yeah, never mind him getting punched in the face, eh?
Spotter's Badge: Maggi, Everybody
Plod: I don’t think there’s a criminal offence of assaulting an owl with silly string
Yeah, never mind him getting punched in the face, eh?
Spotter's Badge: Maggi, Everybody
Strange noises dullness
Eastbourne Herald: Strange noises heard
These are strange noises over and above the wails of despair
Thursday 1 November 2012
Awards dullness
Cumbernauld News: North Lanarkshire Council announces corporate awards
"...recognised outstanding individual projects which meet the key council priorities of health and wellbeing, environment, lifelong learning, regeneration and developing the organisation."
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