Wednesday 28 November 2012

Large puddle just outside the Basingstoke Gazette editorial offices dullness

Basingstoke Gazette: Large puddle outside Basingstoke Gazette offices

Followed up with the stunning...

Basingstoke Gazette: Large puddle still outside Basingstoke Gazette offices

Send food, money to these poor devils. 

Update! I am told that the editor was on the Anne Diamond show on BBC Berkshire this morning, talking about the Great Puddle of Basingstoke. Mind. Boggles.

Sunday 25 November 2012

Saturday 24 November 2012

Apostrophe dullness

This is South Wales: Actual headline - '

And the apostrophe was the highlight, I can tell you for nothing.

Spotter's Badge: Paul

Friday 23 November 2012

Salt bin dullness

Watford Observer: School buys salt bin

Also, a bucket of pepper for people who like that kind of thing

Spotter's Badge: TRT

Monday 19 November 2012

Sunday 18 November 2012

Friday 16 November 2012

Thursday 15 November 2012

Pound store dullness

Bridgwater Mercury: Poundland to open in small provincial town

With mystery celebrity guest. Just as soon as they've built it. In fact, just as soon as they've found the site, applied for planning permission...

Wednesday 14 November 2012

Wednesday 7 November 2012

Bond is back dullness

South West Business: Actor plays golf

"I'll show you a hole-in-one, Moneypenny"

Spotter's Badge: Louise

Saturday 3 November 2012

Don't even know what's going on here dullness

South Wales Evening Post: Police investigate incident

...but nobody has any idea what the incident was, or even if it happened at all. So, that's alright then

Spotter's Badge: Plaid Gwyddno

Stuck in lift dullness

Hemel Today: People stuck in lift

Message to Hemel Today: Something wrong with your keyboard.

Friday 2 November 2012

Owl attack weirdness

Morecambe Visitor: Silly string attack on boy carrying owl

Plod:  I don’t think there’s a criminal offence of assaulting an owl with silly string

Yeah, never mind him getting punched in the face, eh?

Spotter's Badge: Maggi, Everybody 

Strange noises dullness

Eastbourne Herald: Strange noises heard

These are strange noises over and above the wails of despair

Thursday 1 November 2012

Dangerous Cupcakes Dullness


Awards dullness

Cumbernauld News: North Lanarkshire Council announces corporate awards
"...recognised outstanding individual projects which meet the key council priorities of health and wellbeing, environment, lifelong learning, regeneration and developing the organisation."