Pony dullness

Henley Standard: Pony on show

It's Lil' Sebastian!

Wasp dullness

Bromley News Shopper: Council's Bleeding Obvious Department warns locals about wasps in summer

Wasp pictured ACTUAL SIZE

Spotter's Badge: Neil

World Cup dullness

Peterborough Telegraph: No trouble in Peterborough after England lose in World Cup

The soporific effects of a Phil Neville commentary

Spotter's Badge: Danny

Celebrity motor dullness

Eastern Daily Press: Nobody wants to buy David Beckham's old car

Can you imagine what's gone on in that back seat?

Spotter's Bade: Dave

Cake dullness

Lancashire Telegraph: Cakes found dumped by road

Mmm... hedgerow muffins are the best muffins.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Advertising press release disguised as news

Northampton Chronicle: Send us your money, says newspaper

No, really. Send them your money.

Spotter's Badge: Mike

Accountancy dulless

Leamington Courier: Accountancy firm celebrates ten years

"Christina founded her business in 2004 after realising that tax was something she was passionate about."

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Squirrel dullness

Sussex Express: Squirrel stuck

It's still there, as an example to others

Spotter's Badge: Martin

Dull news Daventry special

Daventry Express: Funeral fair

Daventry Express: Woman does nails for somebody on TV

Daventry Express: Musicians visit school

Spotter's Badge: Mike

Z-list celebrity opening dullness

Aldershot News and Mail: Somebody off the telly opens shopping centre kharzis

This is only a few miles from me. I could have gone.

Spotter's Badge: Christina

Flag dullness

Get Surrey: Man likes football

Spotter's Badge: Christina

Statue dullness

Northampton Chronicle: Statue removed for cleaning

With a photograph of what no statues might look like.

Spotter's Badge: Mike

Mug dullness

Bexley News Shopper: Gallery of readers' mugs

Here's one I made earlier

Spotter's Badge: Christina

Foxy dullness

Dorset Echo: Reader takes awful photo

Call me Mr Smug, but this is how to take a photo of a fox in your garden...

World Cup question to which the answer is no

Elmbridge Guardian: Does this dog hold the key to England's World Cup success?

No.

Spotter's Badge: Christina

Watercress dullness

Basingstoke Gazette: Bloke eats watercress marginally faster than three other blokes, wins prize

I hope it's more watercress.

Henley on Thames dull news special

Henley Standard:New parking space


Henley Standard: Town deep clean, just before Britain in Bloom judges show up

Henley Standard: Notice board

Henley Standard: Tourism site

Henley Standard: Town Hall lift broken (again)

Pet cemetery dullness

Basingstoke Gazette: Pet crematorium opens commemorative walkway

...spanning one side of the M3 to the other.

Ghostly Question To Which The answer Is NO

Cambridge News: Is this the ghost of a hooded monk?

No.

Spotter's Badge: Al

PR company press release disguised as news

Knutsford Guardian: Company moves to new offices

Textbook stuff, Guardian. Keep it up.

Spotter's Badge: Chris.

Road quest dullness

Llanelli Star: Man makes it his mission to visit every Elkington Road in the UK

SPOILER: There are only three of them

Spotter's Badge: Rob J

Bomb disposal dullness

Eastern Daily Press: Suspicious package was paperwork

Easy to see how that could happen at a council office.

Butt dullness

Bracknell Forest Standard: Man wins water butt

BUTT.

Bonfire dullness

Basingstoke Gazette: Village council slightly miffed

I would be too, Benson stealing all their dull news thunder

Allotment dullness

Henley Standard: Polythene tunnel damaged

Another story from Benson, where it's clearly all happening

MP dullness

Henley Standard: MP tells joke

Those parish meetings sound a barrel of laughs

Toy rabbit dullness

South Wales Evening Post: Toy rabbit found

Good news! They binned it.

Spotter's Badge: Nick

Local fete dullness

Henley Standard: Village fete

You missed it.

New bench dullness

Colchester Daily Gazette: Council replaces bench

Just look at their happy faces!

Spotter's Badge: Alice

Another Big Cat Question To Which The Answer Is NO

Rossendale Free Press: Could big cats be on the prowl on our hills?

No.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

TOWIE visit dullness

Stirling Observer: Somebody from TOWIE visits Scotland

Scotland - just vote yes and you can close the borders to this kind of thing.

Spotter's Badge: Adam

Seagull dullness

Worthing Herald: Seagull rescued from roof

Yeah, all those seagulls sitting up on rooftops, waiting to be rescued.