Henley-on-Thames dull double bill

Henley Standard: Whitchurch allotments get new iron gates

And if that wasn't enough excitement...

Henley Standard: Henley Library gets new phone number

It's 0898 555-BOOKS

Charity shop dullness

Rugby Advertiser: Now is a good time to buy books, says charity shop which has many books

FACT: All charity shops must, by law, stock The Da Vinci Code, the 50 Shades trilogy (parts 2 and 3 unread) and an All Saints CD. Inspectors are at large.

Spotter's Badge: Rob R

End of an era dullness

Somerset Live: Live blog as Yeovil branch of BHS closes forever

Panic - I say - PANIC on the streets of Yeovil.

Spotter's Badge: Darren

Chip shop dullness

Dover Express: New chip shop to open in Dover

"Shall I go out and get a picture?"

"Nah, I've got a photo of some chips."

"Sorted"

Spotter's Badge: Susan

Hole in the hedge dullness

Derbyshire Times: Who is going to fill Mrs Handbury's hole?

Form a queue.

Spotter's Badge: Gareth, Joel

Waitrose cafe dullness

Oxford Times: Eye-wateringly detailed review of the Waitrose Cafe in the Oxford Botley Road branch

Spoiler: They didn't like it

Spotter's Badge: Richard

South Korean shopping dullness

Seoul Chosun Ilbo: Shoppers look at fans

Good. Well done.

Spotter's Badge: Terry

Street light dullness

Essex Chronicle: We've fixed all those broken street lights, says council

Well done. You've done your job. Are you after a medal or something?

Spotter's Badge: FDP

Another celebrity on holiday in the Lake District dullness

Westmorland Gazette: Richard Madeley visits book shop

Something something sausages not guilty something

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Celebrity on holiday dullness

Westmorland Gazette: Peter Kay visits holiday attraction

Building up to a "Hey! Do you remember holidays?" routine.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Shop opening live blog dullness

South Wales Evening Post: Blow-by-blow account as new branch of Next opens in Swansea

I am reliably informed that it's two doors down from another branch of Next.

Spotter's Badge: Nick

Important council developments dullness

Nuneaton News: Nuneaton and Bedworth Borough Council to upgrade its phone system

"There may be a little bit of disruption"

Spotter's Badge: Rob R

Stolen washing dullness

Hebrides News: Washing stolen

Some washing. It was stolen.

Spotter's Badge: Eoghann

Tree falls over dullness

Salisbury Journal: Tree falls over

A tree. It fell over.

Spotter's Badge: Chinnyhill

Stuck dog dullness

Scunthorpe Telegraph: Dog stuck on window ledge

There's a happy ending to this one - it's still there!

Spotter's Badge: Robin