TV Soap Dullness

Watford Observer: Local band's track appears on Hollyoaks

That's their career over, then.

Spotter's Badge: TRT

Road junction dullness

Falmouth Packet: Have your say on new mini roundabout

It's Cornwall, so the majority view is going to be "WITCHCRAFT"

Something about football dullness

South Wales Evening Post: Who should Welsh people support in the World Cup?

Answer: We don't care

Spotter's Badge: Jobovitch

Geese dullness

Bromley News Shopper: Reader sends in awful picture of geese

...which somehow gets published

Spotter's Badge: Neil

Jack Bauer dullness

Watford Observer: Kiefer Sutherland has a Toby Carvery

Spotter's Badge: TRT

Bath dullness

Bromley News Shopper: Old bath found in road (not pictured)

Bath subsequently removed from road (still not pictured)

Spotter's Badge: Neil

Big Cat Question to Which the Answer is NO

South Wales Evening Post: Do videos prove there's a big cat on the loose in South Wales?

NO.

My own take-down of this big cat nonsense HERE

Spotter's Badge: Paul

More shed dullness

Dorset Echo: Shed lock damaged in Weymouth

NOTE: This is not the same shed as the one in last week's shed theft story. Unless it went on holiday to the seaside to get over the trauma, and got mugged in a dark alleyway. These things happen.

Peter Andre Question to Which the Answer is NO

Watford Observer: Would you like Peter Andre to redecorate your house?

NO.

Spotter's Badge: TRT

Overton dullness

Basingstoke Gazette: Overton to get new street lighting

Basingstoke Gazette: Parking review for Overton

Overton, everybody!

Film crew dullness

Watford Observer: Location that is convenient for nearby TV studio used to film TV programme

Spotter's Badge: TRT

Rainbow dullness

Reading Post: Somebody takes a nice picture

A double rainbow, you say?

Street light dullness

Bromley News Shopper: Overgrown street light looks like a tree

"They should sell postcards of it"

No. No they shouldn't.

Spotter's Badge: Christina

Shed dullness

Eastern Daily Press: Some stuff stolen from a shed

Also, something about a charity bike ride.

Spotter's Badge: Dave

Brush dullness

South Wales Evening Post: Brush causes road delays

Top caption work on the original item

Spotter's Badge: Paul

A brush, similar to the one which caused problems for a while for M4 motorists today.
Read more at http://www.southwales-eveningpost.co.uk/Rug-brush-M4-cause-problems-motorists-swept-away/story-21058598-detail/story.html#gSVzw7xfF8bxmqlQ.99

A brush, similar to the one which caused problems for a while for M4 motorists today.
Read more at http://www.southwales-eveningpost.co.uk/Rug-brush-M4-cause-problems-motorists-swept-away/story-21058598-detail/story.html#gSVzw7xfF8bxmqlQ.99

A brush, similar to the one which caused problems for a while for M4 motorists today.
Read more at http://www.southwales-eveningpost.co.uk/Rug-brush-M4-cause-problems-motorists-swept-away/story-21058598-detail/story.html#gSVzw7xfF8bxmqlQ.99

A brush, similar to the one which caused problems for a while for M4 motorists today.
Read more at http://www.southwales-eveningpost.co.uk/Rug-brush-M4-cause-problems-motorists-swept-away/story-21058598-detail/story.html#gSVzw7xfF8bxmqlQ.99

A brush, similar to the one which caused problems for a while for M4 motorists today.
Read more at http://www.southwales-eveningpost.co.uk/Rug-brush-M4-cause-problems-motorists-swept-away/story-21058598-detail/story.html#gSVzw7xfF8bxmqlQ.99

A brush, similar to the one which caused problems for a while for M4 motorists today.
Read more at http://www.southwales-eveningpost.co.uk/Rug-brush-M4-cause-problems-motorists-swept-away/story-21058598-detail/story.html#gSVzw7xfF8bxmqlQ.99

A brush, similar to the one which caused problems for a while for M4 motorists today.
Read more at http://www.southwales-eveningpost.co.uk/Rug-brush-M4-cause-problems-motorists-swept-away/story-21058598-detail/story.html#gSVzw7xfF8bxmqlQ.99

A brush, similar to the one which caused problems for a while for M4 motorists today.
Read more at http://www.southwales-eveningpost.co.uk/Rug-brush-M4-cause-problems-motorists-swept-away/story-21058598-detail/story.html#gSVzw7xfF8bxmqlQ.99

John Lewis: Desperate local angles

John Lewis are celebrating 150 years in business, and you bet there's a local angle to be had:

Northampton News: Local ice cream van makes fleeting appearance in advert

Watford Observer: There is a branch of John Lewis in Watford

Well played, everybody.

Spotter's Badge: Mike, TRT

Food bank what-the-f___ery

Worksop Guardian: Food bank given 27-year-old tin of sardines

[SARCASM] Well, very generous of you. Got anything else for the paupers while you're at it? [/SARCASM]

Spotter's Badge: Graeme

Osteopathy dullness

Leamington Courier: Osteopath celebrates 35 years in practice

Well - oh-ho! - they should be getting quite good at it now!!!!Argh!!!

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Kebab shop dullness

Bromley News Shopper: Famous person eats at kebab shop

Spotter's Badge: Neil

Facebook dullness

Twyford Advertiser: Village has its own Facebook page

Hey - I used to live there. Perhaps best they didn't actually give away the address.

Rubbish dullness

Plymouth Herald: Rubbish spotted overflowing from bin

Haang on - it's Plymouth. How did anybody tell the difference?

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

Ghostbusters Question to Which the Answer is NO

Bromley News Shopper: Are there Ghostbusters in Beckenham?

NO.

Spotter's Badge: Christina

Locked out weirdness

Brighton Argus: Woman trapped by boobs while climbing through window

Hereby excused "Pics or it didn't happen"

Spotter's Badge: Christina

Feline dullness

South Wales Evening Post: Cat neutering conference

That chap looks like he's accidentally bought tickets

Spotter's Badge: Jobovitch

Lemon dullness

Hemel Today: Keith Lemon spotted in vicinity

Yet still he breathes.

Trapped kid dullness

Portsmouth News: Today, the fire service will be mostly rescuing a small child from *shakes magic 8-ball* AN IRONING BOARD

With a picture of what an ironing board might look like, in case you've forgotten.

Spotter's Badge: Jonathan

Elvis dullness

Malvern Gazette: Elvis' teeth visits local dentist

They're on a national tour, so I dare say there'll be more of this dullness

Star Wars dullness

Morley Observer: Market celebrates 'Star War's day on May The Third

Because of the famous saying: May the Third be with you.

Stuck dog dullness

South Wales Evening News: Dog gets stuck in chair

Dog still there.


Spotter's Badge: Paul

Beaver weirdness

CBC New Brunswick: Not much going on in Canada. APART FROM AN ANGRY BEAVER

Situation normal, then.

Nice photo dullness

Bromley News Shopper: Man takes nice photo

Shrunk down to 300 pixels for your delight

Spotter's Badge: Neil

Tomato sauce dullness

Isle of Man Today: Tomato sauce smeared over butcher shop doors

Fools. It's Barbecue sauce. BARBECUE

Spotter's Badge: Michael