Bridgwater Mercury: Town's ordeal is over as mini-roundabout opens
Nice matching tabards.
Tuesday, 30 September 2014
Monday, 29 September 2014
Sunday, 28 September 2014
Saturday, 27 September 2014
Even more Henley-on-Thames dullness
Henley Standard: Drains audit
Henley Standard: Vane replaced
Oh, how they must yearn for those helter-skelter days when Boris was their MP.
Henley Standard: Vane replaced
Oh, how they must yearn for those helter-skelter days when Boris was their MP.
Friday, 26 September 2014
Village pump dullness
Rye and Battle Observer: Pump tidied up a bit
The state of the weeding is SHOCKING
Spotter's Badge: Count Otto Black
The state of the weeding is SHOCKING
Spotter's Badge: Count Otto Black
UFO dullness
Fenland Citizen: Photo proves UFOs exist
If by "UFO" you actually mean "the setting sun", then you're spot on.
Spotter's Badge: Count Otto Black
If by "UFO" you actually mean "the setting sun", then you're spot on.
Spotter's Badge: Count Otto Black
Thursday, 25 September 2014
TOWIE lookalike dullness
Bolton News: Teenager claims he looks like Joey Essex
Not a great claim to fame, if we're being honest
Spotter's Badge: Karen
Not a great claim to fame, if we're being honest
Spotter's Badge: Karen
Missing person dullness
Halesowen News: Missing man not missing at all
In fact, he came back from a walk after telling his family he had gone for a walk.
Spotter's Badge: Tim
In fact, he came back from a walk after telling his family he had gone for a walk.
Spotter's Badge: Tim
Wednesday, 24 September 2014
Antique shop weirdness
North Norfolk News: Woman does a poo in an antique shop
I think we can skip "Pictures or it didn't happen"
Spotter's Badge: Simon
I think we can skip "Pictures or it didn't happen"
Spotter's Badge: Simon
World's most Hampstead story ever dullness
Ham and High: Homemade soap and candle store opens
FACT: Move it 60 miles to the south, and it becomes the world's most Brighton story ever.
FACT: Move it 60 miles to the south, and it becomes the world's most Brighton story ever.
Tuesday, 23 September 2014
Underwhelming award dullness
Penarth Times: Knitting shop named the best in Wales
I bet the other one's FUMING.
Spotter's Badge: Count Otto Black
I bet the other one's FUMING.
Spotter's Badge: Count Otto Black
Sex doll weirdness
Hereford Times: Woman shares home with husband's 240 life-size sex dolls
Well, if it's going to keep him off the streets...
"Their bizarre hobby involves naming and dressing the £4,000 dolls together, and taking them on photoshoots to the Black Mountains."
Oh.
Well, if it's going to keep him off the streets...
"Their bizarre hobby involves naming and dressing the £4,000 dolls together, and taking them on photoshoots to the Black Mountains."
Oh.
Monday, 22 September 2014
Cheapo clothes shop dullness
Bromley News Shopper: Branch of Peacocks re-opens
Any excuse for the photo. Any excuse.
Spotter's Badge: Neil
Any excuse for the photo. Any excuse.
Spotter's Badge: Neil
Sunday, 21 September 2014
Lamp post dullness
Lancaster Guardian: Lamp post outside TK Maxx "leaning over slightly"
Lighting a candle for the people of Lancaster in this, their darkest hour
Lighting a candle for the people of Lancaster in this, their darkest hour
Saturday, 20 September 2014
Pet name press release disguised as news
Kent and Sussex Courier: Popular pet names revealed
Bridgwater Mercury: Popular pet names revealed
This is the Westcountry: Popular pet names revealed
Harlow Star: Popular pet names revealed
Gloucester Citizen: Popular pet names revealed
Bridgwater Mercury: Popular pet names revealed
This is the Westcountry: Popular pet names revealed
Harlow Star: Popular pet names revealed
Gloucester Citizen: Popular pet names revealed
Friday, 19 September 2014
Thursday, 18 September 2014
Usain Bolt weirdness
Pontypool Free Press: Usain's really let himself go
Also, worst air guitar ever.
Spotter's Badge: Count Otto Black
Wednesday, 17 September 2014
Ironic photo club dullness
Daventry Express: Photo club meets
IRONY ALERT: There is no photo to illustrate a story about a photo club.
Spotter's Badge: Mike
IRONY ALERT: There is no photo to illustrate a story about a photo club.
Spotter's Badge: Mike
Tuesday, 16 September 2014
Loo roll dullness
Matlock Mercury: Toilet rolls stolen from church
The picture came with the story. I'm certain it's police tape from the scene of the crime, and not just a stock image. They wouldn't lie to us, would they?
Spotter's Badge: Darren
The picture came with the story. I'm certain it's police tape from the scene of the crime, and not just a stock image. They wouldn't lie to us, would they?
Spotter's Badge: Darren
Monday, 15 September 2014
Crime of the century dullness
Tivy-Side Advertiser: Door stolen
I never knew this publication even existed. It's a cavalcade of mid-Wales dullness.
Spotter's Badge: Count Otto Black
I never knew this publication even existed. It's a cavalcade of mid-Wales dullness.
Spotter's Badge: Count Otto Black
Sunday, 14 September 2014
Sainsbury dullness
Clacton Gazette: Mayor says Sainsbury's is 'too orange'
Ah, Frinton, stay in the 1950s where you belong.
Spotter's Badge: Count Otto Black
Ah, Frinton, stay in the 1950s where you belong.
Spotter's Badge: Count Otto Black
Saturday, 13 September 2014
Friday, 12 September 2014
Sandwich weirdness
Bromley News Shopper: Trail of sandwiches
There's a huge net at the last one - somebody's trying to catch a tramp.
Spotter's Badge: Neil
There's a huge net at the last one - somebody's trying to catch a tramp.
Spotter's Badge: Neil
Thursday, 11 September 2014
Small boy gets stuck in park railings KLAXON
Lancashire Telegraph: Small boy gets stuck in park railings
Happy ending: They left him there.
Spotter's Badge: Karen
Happy ending: They left him there.
Spotter's Badge: Karen
Wednesday, 10 September 2014
Crime rates dullness
Basingstoke Gazette: Monthly crime figures for small, quiet village in North Hampshire
These figures include an attack of The Farts I suffered outside the Red Fort Indian restaurant, for which I have REPEATEDLY apologised.
These figures include an attack of The Farts I suffered outside the Red Fort Indian restaurant, for which I have REPEATEDLY apologised.
King Arthur question to which the answer is NO
Swindon Advertiser: Did King Arthur visit Swindon?
No. No he did not.
Spotter's Badge: Count Otto Black
No. No he did not.
Spotter's Badge: Count Otto Black
Tuesday, 9 September 2014
Monday, 8 September 2014
Sunday, 7 September 2014
Bunting dullness
Halifax Courier: Bunting sold
And they look furious about it. Maybe this is on the wrong blog.
Spotter's Badge: Ross
And they look furious about it. Maybe this is on the wrong blog.
Spotter's Badge: Ross
Saturday, 6 September 2014
Ice cream weirdness
North Wales Pioneer: Salt-flavour lolly "could become just as popular as a 99"
No. No it won't.
Spotter's Badge: Count Otto Black
No. No it won't.
Spotter's Badge: Count Otto Black
Friday, 5 September 2014
Tree dullness
Trafford Messenger: Search on for Trafford's Tree of the Year
Have you grown a tree in Trafford in the last year? Is it any good? GET IN TOUCH.
Spotter's Badge: Gert
Have you grown a tree in Trafford in the last year? Is it any good? GET IN TOUCH.
Spotter's Badge: Gert
Thursday, 4 September 2014
Name badge dullness
Sheffield Star: New yellow name badges at hospital
So you can throw your forged white ones away.
Spotter's Badge: Lisette
So you can throw your forged white ones away.
Spotter's Badge: Lisette
Wednesday, 3 September 2014
Aldershot Lido dullness
Aldershot News and Mail: Woman finds a poem her mother wrote about a swimming pool
And like all newspaper poems, it's tum-te-tum-te-tum-te-tum awful.
And like all newspaper poems, it's tum-te-tum-te-tum-te-tum awful.
Tuesday, 2 September 2014
Monday, 1 September 2014
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