Bus depot dullness

Plymouth Herald: Plymouth bus depot not on fire

Yet.

Spotter's Badge: Kieran

Shed fire dullness

Dorset Echo: Two sheds catch fire in Bridport

Looks like I've stumbled across the plot for the third series of Broadchurch

Road sign dullness

Western Gazette: Spelling mistake

Spot it yourself. What am I? Dale Winton?

Spotter's Badge: Chris

Little Mix dullness

Chronicle Live: Well known singer visits mum, eats food

Well, that's nice

Spotter's Badge: Huw

Holby City dullness

Watford Observer: Holby City crew spotted filming Holby City at church near to Holby City studios

In summary: Holby City.

Spotter's Badge: TRT

Greggs dullness

Wales Online: First look inside new branch of Greggs

Guess what? It looks like a branch of Greggs.

Spotter's Badge: Nick

Pilates dullness

Leamington Courier: People quite like doing pilates, says pilates instructor

Let's hear it for pilates!

That key word again: Pilates.

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George Osborne desperate local angle

Nuneaton News: Nuneaton mentioned during George Osborne's Budget speech

They misheard. He actually said "none eating".

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Life on Mars Question To Which the Answer Is NO

Bristol Post: Has Bristol space enthusiast found evidence of life on Mars?

No. No he has not.

The Night Manager dullness

Oxford Mail: Some people in a telly thing went to school in Oxford

Well done Oxford.

Spotter's Badge: Richard

Man stuck in tree dullness

Southern Daily Echo: Man rescued from tree

"It is not known what they used to get the man down following the call out"

I'll put money on it being "a ladder"

Out of date jelly dullness

Bexley News Shopper: Date expired jelly spotted in supermarket

If this is too dull for you, I urge you to find the paper's file name for this picture.

Spotter's Badge: Neil

Window firm press release disguised as news

Evesham Journal: Window company (above) drops in on other window companies (not pictured) to sell them stuff (windows)

Gripping stuff.

Spotter's Badge: Tim

Doggy question to which the answer is no (probably)

Nottingham Post: Is this Nottingham's biggest dog?

No (probably)

Spotter's Badge: Jon S

Fire alarm dullness

Bolton News: Fire alarm at Bolton Town Hall is a false alarm

The statue thought it was so exciting, it fainted. And now I've probably made a joke about the war memorial, haven't I?

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Wonky bollard dullness

Gloucestershire Echo: Is this Cheltenham's oldest wonky bollard?

I know the answer to this one! It's "Who cares?"

Spotter's Badge: Chris

Star Wars dullness

Cambridge News: Ten things in Cambridge that look like Star Wars things

Spoiler: No they don't

Spotter's Badge: Ellis

Sausage dullness

Get Surrey: Sausages

SAUSAGES

Spotter's Badge: Christina

Lamp post dullness

Ross Gazette: Worries over positioning of new lamp post

It has, in fact, "raised eyebrows".

Spotter's Badge: Josh

Frozen food press release disguised as news

Chichester Observer: People in the south eat the most frozen meals says company which delivers frozen meals in press release marking National Frozen Food Week

FROZEN FOOD.

Henley Dullness Round-up

Henley Standard: Benson Village Hall to get an electric sliding door

And it looks like they're going to need them...


Henley Standard: Man to give talk about his old trousers at Benson Village Hall

And meanwhile, back in town...

Henley Standard: Peers and Hilton estate agent is named after two people called Peers and Hilton

No shit, Sherlock.

From the archives: Stuck in the office dullness

West Sussex County Times: West Sussex County Times editor gets locked in his office after door handle falls off

That was four years ago. He's still there.

Spotter's Badge: Richard

Police car dullness with a touch of schadenfreude

Mansfield Chad: Police car ends up on top of a bollard

Fine work, constable.

Down with the kids dullness

Nottingham Post: Police quote song lyrics on Twitter

Well done.

Spotter's Badge: Jon S

Big cat dullness

Kent Messenger: Has a big cat been spotted in Maidstone?

No.

Spotter's Badge: Neil

Burger King press release disguised as news

Nottingham Post: Burger King offering delivery service

Or, if you're an under-pressure sub copying and pasting the press release, "BURGER KING® Home Delivery"

Spotter's Badge: Jon

Not quite sure what he's getting into irony

Northampton Chronicle: 'Politics and policing don't get on together' says politician standing in election for police commissioner

Who's going to tell him?

Spotter's Badge: Mike

Snow dullness

Bolton News: It snowed a bit in Bolton

Snow? In the north? During winter? Holy crap.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

A history of Coventry's public toilets dullness

Coventry Telegraph: Who remembers smashing up spending a penny in these lavs?

In case you're wondering, Coventry's always been in black and white. They never got round to colouring it in.

Spotter's Badge: Rob R