Celebrity going to the football dullness

Bolton News: Celebrity whose boyfriend plays for a football club is seen going to same football club's ground to watch him play football.

Football.

Spotter: Karen

Badly parked car dullness

OneMK: Car is parked badly in Bletchley

That is the entire story. I am led to believe it is one of a series.

Spotter's Badge: Neil

Ever prog rockers have to do non-prog rock things dullness

Boston Standard: Blow-by-blow account as Rick Wakeman goes to the Post Office

Probably picking up a mail order cape or something, I dunno.

Spotter's Badge: Stephen

Job vacancy dullness

East Anglia Daily Times: Job going at garage, apply now!

Have a vacancy in Norfolk or Suffolk? Get in touch with the local paper for a full page feature.

Spotter's Badge: Neil

Vegetable show dullness

Exeter Express and Echo: Purple carrot

Yeah, papier mache's great.

Celebrity dullness

Westmorland Gazette: Tony Robinson spotted walking past cafe

I'm sure he's got a cunning plan

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Closed McDonald's dullness

Folkestone Herald: Spare a thought for the poor starving citizens of Folkestone after local branch of McDonald's doesn't open for breakfast

Tell me there's a Gregg's nearby. There's got to be a Gregg's to feed these poor bastards.

Spotter's Badge: Amanda

Mystery damp patch dullness

Maidenhead Advertiser: Damp patch on village green fenced off

Better safe that sorry. Ghost shark, and all that.

Spotter's Badge: Suzi

'I'm not really a welder you know' dullness

Chosun Ilbo (South Korea): Buy these swimming goggles

No wonder Kim Jong-un wants to start a war

Spotter's Badge: Theodore Wirth

Bouncing bomb tribute dullness

Chorley Guardian: Local council nerks can't spell Barnes Wallis

FACT: His son Barnes Wallis Jr was my maths teacher. He was a 'character'.

Cash machine dullness

Falmouth Packet: New cash machine for Penryn town centre

I'm down there next week, I'll check it out*

And yes, the entire town centre is built at an angle.

*No I won't

Deep hole dullness

Burton Mail: Is this the deepest pothole in Burton?

It's street rabbits, those double-hard bastards.

Spotter's Badge: Helen