Monday 13 May 2013

Albino Mole dullness

North Devon Journal: Man catches albino mole

Standard happy ending: He killed it and ate it*

*He didn't kill it and eat it


  1. Wales - Not many vowels Plenty moles14 May 2013 at 13:24

    dinn: Holy moley! Student beats 100,000 to 1 odds to catch albino mole - 3 Apr 2013
    It's a myth say Mythter Men at the DfE.

  2. There's a rival to the British Traditional Molecatchers Register
    The Association of Professional Mole Catchers
    Expect Turf Wars

  3. Diary of Albino Mole, Aged 13½ months
    Monday 22nd: I loves digging. Ow! Caught. I'm stuffed.