Jeremy Clarkson desperate local angle

Cheddar Valley Gazette: Jeremy Clarkson not present when Top Gear filmed a segment in the Cheddar Gorge involving a double decker bus two years ago and now he's got the sack

The Curse of the Cheddar Gorge a) has struck again, and b) is something I just made up.

Kent Online: Jeremy Clarkson once filmed Top Gear in Kent and now he's got the sack

AND NOW KENT'S FULL OF UKIP. QED

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