Henley Standard: Damaged benches replaced, but there is now a 50% reduction in benches
Henley Standard: Manhole cover broken
Henley Standard: Local sports field gets new sign and blackboard, which nobody - NOBODY - will ever use to draw crude penis art
We look forward to the crude penis art.
The Marvel superhero film AREA MAN is coming soon to a cinema by you. It should be exciting as he obviously has mutant eyesight and can clealry spot the nefarious ANT MAN.
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