Giant sprouts press release disguised as news

Congratulations to the press team at Morrisons supermarket who prove they are the best in the world at hitting the target with a press release:

Northampton Chronicle: Giant sprouts coming to a supermarket near you

One MK: Giant sprouts coming to a supermarket near you

Worthing Herald: Giant sprouts coming to a supermarket near you

Portsmouth News: Giant sprouts coming to a supermarket near you

Falkirk Herald: Giant sprouts coming to a supermarket near you

Skegness Standard: Giant sprouts coming to a supermarket near you

Falmouth Packet: Giant sprouts coming to a supermarket near you

And a Google search implores me to "Explore 76 more articles". Well played, Morrisons. Well played.

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