Shed theft dullness (although your definition of dullness may vary)

Saffron Walden Reporter: Thieves swap tools in shed for old and broken ones

That's their story, and they're sticking to it.

And meanwhile...

The Wokingham Paper: Chainsaw and vegetables stolen from unlocked garage

Police are on the look-out for a maniac who has had his five-a-day.

Spotter's Badge: Jon, Angela