History of Bexhill's postal services dullness

Bexhill Observer: Walk follows the 500-year history of Bexhill's postal services

"In 1501, there was no postal service in Bexhill"
"In 1502, there was no postal service in Bexhill"
"In 1503, there was no postal service in Bexhill"
"In 1504, there was no postal service in Bexhill"

Two hours later...

"In 1816, there was no postal service in Bexhill"
"In 1817, there was no postal service in Bexhill"
"In 1818, there was a postal service in Bexhill"

Spotter's Badge: Christina

Spandau Ballet dullness

Burnley Express: That one from the Spands who isn't Hadley or one of the Kemps absolutely gutted that music festival has been cancelled

"I am absolutely gutted that the festival has been cancelled," he says.

Stuck dog dullness

Southern Daily Echo: Puppy stuck in chair

Happy ending: Chair has nice new cushion.

Popular dog dullness

Dover Express: Man claims he has the post popular dog in Dover

That's fighting talk, that is.

Spotter's Badge: Nevbo

Rock star cat dullness

Eastern Daily Press: Bloke out of The Darkness gets his cat back

Aww, bless.

Dog egg dullness

Westmorland Gazette: Dog does a poo

Loving the local council's reaction to this: Bothered?

Spotter's Badge: Simon

Farming Dullness

From the Lisburn Advertiser

I know the answer to this one! It's "I don't care"

Spotter's Badge: Michael

Bolton man shops in Bolton dullness

Bolton News: Paddy McGuinness - who is from Bolton - spotted shopping in Bolton

#SadnessInHisEyes

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Chicken cloud dullness

Lincolnshire Echo: Cloud looks like a chicken

They're right. It does.

Spotter's Badge: Nick

Local cat makes good dullness

Watford Observer: Cat from Watford to appear in advert

Scott Jefferson, marketing director at Pets at Home said the sponsorship ident has been created by them to celebrate the unique relationship UK pet owners have with their pets. 

How terribly exciting for you.

Spotter's Badge: TRT

Bourne Civic Society dullness

Rutland and Stamford Mercury: Bourne Civic Society and Bourne Preservation Society merge

That just leaves the Bourne Preservation Trust out there on their own. Splitters.

Grass cutting dullness

Ledbury Reporter: Your one and only warning - they are cutting the grass on roundabouts at Ross-on-Wye

Plan your journey accordingly.

Missing weasel dullness

Craven Herald: Missing weasel comes back

Argh! Take it away again!

Spotter's Badge: Tim

Not the Queen dullness

Western Gazette: Rubbish Queen lookalike attends fete

Looks NOTHING like Freddie Mercury

Spotter's Badge: Chris

Picture framing dullness

Nottingham Post: Picture framer achieves the Guild of Commended Framers Advanced Accreditation in conservation framing

I suppose he gets a nice certificate he can frame.

Spotter's Badge: Jon

Grill pan fire dullness

Runcorn and Widnes World: Grill pan fire

"Crews used a fan to clear smoke from the property."

It's always about the details, you know.

Felt a bit of a prick dullness

Hull Daily Mail: "I've had a cactus needle stuck in my finger for 20 years"

Cool story bro, tell it again

Spotter's Badge: L0wey

Lost shoe dullness

Manchester Evening News: Woman loses shoe

"I am never going to drink again"

Spotter's Badge: Andy

Holes in Basingstoke dullness

Basingstoke Gazette: Two holes appear in Basingstoke

It's hardly The Beatles' Day in the Life, is it?

Eighteenth birthday dullness

Kent Online: Girl turns 18, drinks alcohol for the first time

Next week, Kent Online follows a student as he tries his first heroin.

Spotter's Badge: Neil

Crow dullness

Stourbridge News: Crow trapped on top of TV aerial

Standard happy ending: They ate it.

Spotter's Badge: Tim

Fly invasion dullness

Derby Telegraph: Live blog as Derby is taken over by flies

At last, that raw fish finger I hid there back in 1988 is paying off.

Spotter's Badge: Skuds

Beefy dullness

Northampton Chronicle: Farm buys new bull

He is called Ernie Big Bollocks*.

*Lie

Spotter's Badge: Mike

Britain's Got Talent Desperate Local Angle dullness

Leighton Buzzard Observer: Sixty-six member act on talent show features local man

So proud.

Spotter's Badge: Thomas

New KFC dullness

Nottingham Post: Paper live blogs the opening of the city's eighth Kentucky Fried Chicken branch

And it's as exciting as you'd expect.

Spotter's Badge: Mhairi

Berkshire Town of the Year dullness

Get Reading: Despite stiff opposition from Reading and ...err... Slough, Bracknell wins prestigious Berkshire Town of the Year Award

And they haven't even finished building it yet.

Pete Doherty dullness

Bristol Post: PeDo goes shopping in Bristol

That is his nickname, right?

Spotter's Badge: Andrew