How about one for boorish lecherous Ted Baker-wearing Yates-frequenting wankers who permanently seem one WKD away from committing a sex-crime? BANTER CLAUS
Ooh, and more importantly, MERRY CHRISTMAS! This blog has been awesome as ever this year, and is still the first thing I check every morning (after my pulse and, you know, *them*) Hope you have a great festive period :)
Grotto for horses - Canta Claus Grotto for Ray Fish - Manta Claus Grotto for marathon runners - Panta Claus Grotto for Daily Mail columnists - Ranta Claus
Did anyone else have to put up with fireworks last night?
How about one for boorish lecherous Ted Baker-wearing Yates-frequenting wankers who permanently seem one WKD away from committing a sex-crime? BANTER CLAUS
ReplyDeleteOoh, and more importantly, MERRY CHRISTMAS! This blog has been awesome as ever this year, and is still the first thing I check every morning (after my pulse and, you know, *them*) Hope you have a great festive period :)
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas, Alistair and Jane.
ReplyDeleteGrotto for horses - Canta Claus
Grotto for Ray Fish - Manta Claus
Grotto for marathon runners - Panta Claus
Grotto for Daily Mail columnists - Ranta Claus
Did anyone else have to put up with fireworks last night?